A time when I was super tired and said something foolish...?

Here's some background info.
One night we had been watching TV for a really long time and the way our couches were set up I couldn't get comfortable so I moved to the floor with a nice comfy pillow. All of us in my family really hate commercials, so we fast forward through them. Well on this particular night we recorded the first part of the show. Well we had caught up to the shows regular running time and I really should read out loud when I am exhausted.



Here's a pop up:

but picture the following on there! :)

Surprise!!!!

You are the 1^st person to have to sound out our commercial, who’s above the age of 6.

You’re a WINNER!!!! –for taking the longest to figure it out!

YOU WIN; humiliation, every time you walk through our doors.

                  

A life long memory of how silly you are.

And a Lowe’s gift card for not giving up after 5 minutes.

Thank you for making others feel good about being “blonde.”

                                     

                             Hope this makes your day for being a “blonde,”

                                                          Lowe’s Department Store